REPORT for your MISSION DEBRIEFING at 1400 HOURS
After PENETRATING DEEPLY into ENEMY TERRITORY, your squad of RAW RECRUITS encountered FRICTION from opposing forces. There was NO CHOICE but to FIELD STRIP out of your CAMO FATIGUES and BUSHWACK your way back out of the SWEATY JUNGLE
You’re COCKED & LOADED for some INTENSE ACTION from ENEMY INFANTRY. The strapping lads drafted by ENEMY FORCES are known for SHOWING THEIR BACKSIDE under HEAVY FIRE
If you CAN TAKE the STEADY PRESSURE and the FULL EIGHT INCHES of ENEMY POUNDING on your EXPOSED POSITION, you may make it out of this STEAMY VALLEY alive!
You’ve captured an ENEMY LIEUTENANT. Central Command will be pleased with YOUR PROWESS. Do you ADVANCE on the ENEMY POSITION, or BEAT IT back to base?
Looks like CENTRAL COMMAND has deployed HEAVY AIR SUPPORT to SOFTEN THE TARGET. Better take cover, there’ll be SPERM FLYING soon.
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